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This scene is taken from a Spanish sitcom. There are not English subtitles for it, so this translation was made by myself. I hope you'll understand it... :-)

ÁFRICA -do you want to play strip poker?
EVA -Every hand you lose, you take off a piece of clothes. Do you want or not?
RAÚL -Us? Shuffle.
...
EVA -We start by losing.
RAÚL -Yes, yes, yes. Let's see those belly buttons...!
...
EVA -Ah!
RAÚL -What's going on?
EVA -Has anything bitten me here?
RAÚL -Let me see... [RAÚL and ÁLEX start talking]
ÁFRICA -Well, do we show our cards?
EVA -Well, it doesn't matter...
RAÚL -Sure?
EVA -Yes, I'll look at it later.
RAÚL -And this is.. Ace trio! [to ÁLEX] Now you'll see, dude...
EVA -Full. Your shift.
...
EVA -Seriously I have nothing here? Cause I don't know, and I can't see...
ÁFRICA -Well, Eva, you'll look at it later, OK? We'll later look. Cards.
RAÚL -Double pairs...!
ÁFRICA -Run...!
RAÚL -Fuck.
ÁLEX -Fuck.
RAÚL -[To ÁLEX]But these guys never end to lose, man...
EVA -Well, what's going on? You dare?
RAÚL -Hey? Yes, yes, sure we dare.
ÁFRICA -Yes?
RAÚL -Of course. [To ÁLEX] Come on...
EVA -Well done!
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ÁFRICA -[Whispering to EVA] Your mother.
RAÚL -Run...! Let's see those panties...!
EVA -Ace repoker.
ÁFRICA -You've lost, buddies. Take off all of your clothes.
EVA -They're very brave boys, but with no guts.
RAÚL -No guts? We do have guts, girl, and good quality ones!
ÁFRICA -Let him go, let him go! They are afraid of not being good enough... And I'm not surprised... After all we've seen...
RAÚL -But what are you talking about? Come on, come on, come on...
ÁFRICA -Come on!
EVA -Let's see... Oh, how cute...!
RAÚL -Here you are. Make yourself a flag. And? Do we bet the cushions?
[Noises outside the room]
EVA -My mother! My mother and Candela!
RAÚL -No! They're outside!
EVA -No, Raúl, my mom returned, come on!
ÁFRICA -She's at the stairs!
EVA -Go inside the wardrobe!
RAÚL -No, no, there's no place for all of us!
EVA -Come in! I'm bringing your clothes now, OK?
RAÚL -Hey! The clothes! The clothes!
ÁLEX -We shouldn't have played anything! Shit!
RAÚL -Shut up, shut up! What do we do now, dude?
...
CANDELA -My life, Lucy, is a hidden camera joke.
LUCÍA -But the insurance will pay for everything!
EVA -Afri, Afri, close it!
CANDELA -The insurance? Now I'll tell you about the insurance! The guy told me that the split of the downspout... A sabotage! Someone at home did it!
LUCÍA -But whom?
CANDELA -Whom? If Fiti was at home could have doubted, but it must have been Raúl!
LUCÍA -Don't be foolish.
CANDELA -Sure it was. And this is neither about that porn chat before breakfast, nor about that sexual psychopathic test that seemed as written for him. He's a craddle robber. My child is a craddle robber! You should have seen him telling Guille about including a girl in the band, about thighs and boobs... No, no, don't laugh, they're 12-year-old children... I'm gonna have to take him to a desintoxication clinic in Houston, or, or...
LUCÍA -Be quiet! Maybe you're right, maybe he's a sex maniac, he's a little horny, but... About flooding the house...
CANDELA -To stay here, looking for something! To sleep in your house!
LUCÍA -Sure! África is here.
CANDELA -This is not about África.
LUCÍA -Eva?
CANDELA -Lucía, this isn't normal. You can't even imagine who he's thinking about. Raúl is not normal!
[The wardrobe door opens]
RAÚL -Hey! About everything she said... It's not true! I'm very normal! Be careful about what Lucía may think!
...
LUCÍA -Raúl, don't say anything.
CANDELA -Anything, Raúl. Not even a word. Let's learn to go unnoticed.
RAÚL -Mum!
LUCÍA -Hey, stop laughing.
LUCÍA -I told you to stop laughing! Get out, you too. Out!